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polyglotplatypus

rodrickheffeley

rodrickheffeley

whenever this post gets notes ik somewhere someplace some man has again disappointed someone.

caffeinewitchcraft

cephalotodd

can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

caffeinewitchcraft

anakin-skywlker

queerbacteria

stability

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

cumleak-deactivated20210627

shitbrainratface

2013 tumblr grunge

sapphicangelic

-AM by Arctic Monkeys and ONLY that album
-the 1975 and the Neighbourhood
-b&w gifs of Kaya Scodelario in Skins
-white girls in fishnets smoking cigarettes
-pastel colored cigarettes
-cigarette lighters with band logos on them
-random doodles of daisies
-flower crowns and weird demonic-eyed edits of lana del rey
-long sweaters and black converse
-that one picture of music volume on full blast and the rest of the world muted you know what im talking about
-quotes from Looking for Alaska by john green
-nails perfectly painted black
-“pizza is better than u”
-b&w gifs of random tv shows taken out of context

its what 14 year old me needed

pikamans

weaponbrion

tsunderrated

okay here’s the thing

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illegalaustralien

saints-row-2

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

blujayonthewing

you: oh cool I’m interested, where does this link go?

tumblr ad:

illegalaustralien

trainthief

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass

zedstream

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

monkeysaysficus

fluoresensitive

the best lady n guy relationships are the ones between bisexual men n bisexual women … the power that has … the inherent gayness that has …

fluoresensitive

ppl in the notes saying the only thing more powerful is a bi trans man and a bi trans woman together … you’re literally icons. you’ve cracked the code! you’ve healed m/f relationships! power!